Is Richie really Rich?
Does Twitch, really twitch?
when Crumpet blows her trumpet,
is she being a bitch?
Tyrone van leyen
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Lets freestyle: Smile - its infectious!
by Crumpet ini just went out for a walk and here's how it was:.
the wind in my hair reminded me of texas.
turned on a smile which became quite infectious.
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Lets freestyle: Smile - its infectious!
by Crumpet ini just went out for a walk and here's how it was:.
the wind in my hair reminded me of texas.
turned on a smile which became quite infectious.
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Tyrone van leyen
Ok Ok I just found a way
Itlooks like a hit a thousand posts today
The witnesses cramped and ruined my style
So give me a break, it might take a while
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Lets freestyle: Smile - its infectious!
by Crumpet ini just went out for a walk and here's how it was:.
the wind in my hair reminded me of texas.
turned on a smile which became quite infectious.
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Tyrone van leyen
when I was 20 I had smiles a plenty
when witness world went upside down
then that smile turned to a frown
I think my life is getting on track
but don't ask me to smile
cuz my face will crack
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Did you ever end a relationship because you were a JW?
by TheCoolerKing ina few years before i left the jws for good, i broke off a relationship with my worldly girlfriend.
we were in love, but i ended it because i felt guilty and wanted to be a good dub.
then about three years after we broke up, i left the org.
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Tyrone van leyen
It's like saying "I really like you, except everything is wrong with your thinking, so let me brainwash you first, till I find you suitable to my tastes. How arrogant, how stupid, when It was me with the problem!
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Did you ever end a relationship because you were a JW?
by TheCoolerKing ina few years before i left the jws for good, i broke off a relationship with my worldly girlfriend.
we were in love, but i ended it because i felt guilty and wanted to be a good dub.
then about three years after we broke up, i left the org.
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Tyrone van leyen
Absolutlely! I can't count how many I ended that way because they weren't of my faith. It really started to get annoying. The one that hurt the most was a beautiful girl I loved so much I had a mind to marry. I was told to not step in her direction but make her come onto my turf and have a bible study with her. I look back now and see that it was insane thinking. How romantic eh! Come on dear it's not so bad. Who cares about Christmas, Easter, Halloween, or any other celebration. I can fill your head with shit and make it the most boring possible existence you ever dreamed of. Isn't that what you've always been looking for.
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cat/ dog video
by J-ex-W insome of you have probably seen this...but i soooo love this video--i just had to share it!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy3t84ae1eg.
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Tyrone van leyen
Hi Jex, here is another example of the Jaguars prowess. This time he 's taking on an Anaconda. Amazing! I have a few more if your interested but I do not wish to dominate your thread.
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cat/ dog video
by J-ex-W insome of you have probably seen this...but i soooo love this video--i just had to share it!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy3t84ae1eg.
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Tyrone van leyen
Here is another example of an odd pairing. It is not so funny but entertaining nonethe less. it is a jaguar taking on a croc. Amazing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVjh02RmMnc
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cat/ dog video
by J-ex-W insome of you have probably seen this...but i soooo love this video--i just had to share it!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy3t84ae1eg.
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Tyrone van leyen
My opinion on that one is that the cat thinks its a rock with legs. He can't eat it, He can't bite it or scratch it and the turtle knows this so he is amusing himself at the cats expense. This is an example of a clash in nature where the tables are turned.
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Have You Ever Met A "Celebrity" or Actually See One Face To Face?
by minimus inwhile i was in new york i walked by two men and one looked like the comedian jackie mason whom i adore.
i looked at him and said, "i just wanted to say how much i enjoy your shows.
i've seen you perform a number of times".
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Tyrone van leyen
Yes that may be so Minimus, but I was only 16 years old. Matters of sex are of more importance when your younger. I didn't know he was such grump. I guess my expectations were dashed by his rudeness because he was supposed to have holy spirit. In fairness I suppose he was blind and couldn't see my age or maybe he was tired who knows.
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Have You Ever Met A "Celebrity" or Actually See One Face To Face?
by minimus inwhile i was in new york i walked by two men and one looked like the comedian jackie mason whom i adore.
i looked at him and said, "i just wanted to say how much i enjoy your shows.
i've seen you perform a number of times".
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Tyrone van leyen
Iwas doing the night shift at Mac's Milk and Kim Mitchel came in. I sold him a dozen eggs. I had no idea who he was at the time.
I met Fredrick W. Franz at a convention in the early 80's. I asked him what would become of sex in the new system when the earth was full. I waited in line 2 hours for this knob and he said in a very rude tone. I DON"T KNOW! Well for a guy that been full time pioneering for 70years has rubbed shoulders with ct russel and is the epicentre of the witness universe. You better know man!
I met Prime Minister Jean Chretein at the centenneial flame on parliament hill on the eve of the millenium. He was with his film crew and there were crowds of people watching him. For some reason he spotted me and came over, walking by all kinds of folks and warmly shook my hand and wished me a happy new year. Unbeleivably a 6 foot 4 cronie of his came by after the greeting and body slammed me to the ground. I looked at him in disbeleif along with everyone else and he said " Im just doing my job." I guess that's how Chretein greets people.